Mitch the Morningrap-bitch
Under sitt besök i studio 11 lämnade Dogge Doggelito kvar några idolbilder som vi bestämde oss att lotta ut. Inte till vem som helst dock, utan till den person som kunde knåpa ihop den bästa morgonpassetrapen. Sagt och gjort; bidragen började hagla in. Och vann gjorde Mitch the Morning Bitch som gjorde en pastisch på Eminems "Stan".
Innan tävlingen kunde avgöras blossade dock debatten upp på hemsidan, om huruvida det är legio att parafrasera andra texter. Och Mitch gav svar på tal.
Och texten i sin helhet? Den kommer här:
I write to almost every day, but my songs, you never play.
I keep up with all your games quizzes and such nonsense, but never a single response.
U might wonder why I still listen to you, cause on mix, my songs, they even played a few.
I even won a award or two, but still. Here i sit listening to you.
But hey, lets stay real for a while, I dig your style.
Hanna, you look at boys, like they’re your personal toys,
I would make you my wife, but let’s be realistic u aint got a life.
I mean Farmville is that a joke, I getmore life experience when I drink my coke.
Martina, u have such a sexy voice,
I be glad to replace your personal toys.
To bad there’s a baby in your belly,
otherwise I would make your legs feel like jelly.
Kodjo, u such a whack , you’re like a Duracell bunny on crack.
You’re imitations are so strong,
but this girl Frida always tries to prove you wrong.
Who is this lame ass producer, she’s nothing but a messed up loser.
And then we have this guy Casper, he’s a freaking internet master.
And he has good looks to, Hanna he’s maybe something for you?
And who is this guy Seabiscuit ? Is he for real?
He thinks he’s all that fooshizzle, man he’s just a wannabe nizzle.
I gotta make him a deal.
Listen to my rhymes and beats, and understand I’ll should have some p3 feats.
But hey, u can’t have all in life, I already got a wife.
But she’s all jealous cause I talk about u 24/7.
But she doesn’t know u like I know u guys,
I just wanna be in the studio to see your beautiful eyes.
I got a job and can listen to u foosho, man im u biggest whoo.
U gotta answer me foole , ill be the biggest bitch u ever loose.
Oh shit, I forgot. I’m not supposed to send this shit out.
Mitch, the biggest morning bitch.
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